Introverted Programming: The Buzz-Oriented Architecture

It has been a while since the last article of my beloved Introverted Programming series. I consider it inappropriate, so here we go.

What is with all these new and newer approaches, the Service Oriented Architecture, Resource Oriented Architecture, Web Oriented Architecture, File Oriented Architecture, Thick Clients and Thin Clients, RESTful, SOAPless and Quo-Vadis Services? XP, CI, TDD, WPF, WCF, WTF and OMG technologies? Their successes and their failures?

What about a Get-Job-Done Oriented Architecture? I mean - when project was actually delivered, developers got paid and client has managed to not loose his business as a result?

I bet that will make a good line in resume...